SO, YOU THINK YOUR SHIT DON’T STINK? An Aromatic Throne Mist – Only Tested In Toilets & On Humans – “Save The Glory!”


So, You Think Your Shit Don’t Stink?  – Before the Battle Throne Mist . . . Our all-natural citrus-scented mist is a real people-pleaser; spray it on yourself, in the air, in the toilet, you can even use it in a tea light diffuser.  Created by loving hands, with the finest of Nature’s essential oils* and ingredients, neither designed nor intended or claimed to be a therapy, this multi-purpose mist is a big hit and has been tested only on humans and in toilets.  *Lavender, Lemongrass and Orange


If you’re going to shit, spray this before you sit!  Just spray the mist directly into the throne water and ‘Save the Glory’ of freshness in the air.  We hope you love this ‘Shittin Pretty Mist’ as much as we love makin’ it for you.  Enjoy the go.

The citrus scent is very refreshing, so feel free to spray it on yourself, lots of our customers like to wear it; you can also spray it around a room and use it in a tea light diffuser.

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All of our Body & Room Mists, including our Uncensored Line, are hand-crafted, giving you the personal touch that’s missing from the world of mass production.  Happily for us, they’re in high demand and sell very quickly, so we keep an inventory on hand in order to  fulfill your orders within 1 – 5 days.  Sometimes, however, the demand outweighs our supply, and it could take us up to two weeks to hand craft, package and ship the items to you.  In such instances, we will contact you to inform you of the delay.  We appreciate your understanding and support.  Thank you for shopping at Nature's Soothing EssentialsTM.

 Please note:

·         For External Use Only – Shake Well Before Each Use.  Our mists are all-natural aromatic blends of essential oils and ingredients.  As we use no chemical emulsifiers, the oils will naturally separate and rise to float atop the other liquid ingredients in between uses; therefore, the bottle must be shaken well before each use

·         Our all natural aromatic mists are designed and intended for use as fragrances only; they are neither designed nor intended or claimed to be therapies, repellents or disinfectants.

·         All elements and habitants of our planet perform at their best with good old, tender-loving care, and this includes our mists.  Please store them in a cool, dry area away from heat and direct sunlight.  Make sure the diffusers are screwed tightly to the bottle and capped between uses.

·         Please do a skin test before using abundantly.  Do not apply to broken or irritated skin.  Avoid contact with eyes.  Discontinue use if sensitivity or adverse reaction occurs; seek medical attention accordingly.  Before use with children, pregnant or nursing women, or if taking any medications, consult with your doctor.  Nature’s Soothing EssentialsTM is not responsible for any injury incurred by the use or misuse of any product.

·         Keep out of children’s reach