“I Smell Fuckin’ Awesome!” Body and Room Mist . . . Want to get laid? Give yourself a spray. Stimulate your sensibilities with this lascivious mist; it’s only tested on humans, and neither designed nor intended or claimed as a therapy. Our customers call it their ‘love potion’.
The erotic aroma, made by very loving hands, with Nature’s finest essential oils* and ingredients, truly is fuckin’ awesome. We hope you love this wicked little mist as much as we fuckin’ love making it for you. The name says it all . . . “I Smell Fuckin’ Awesome!” *Bergamot, Cedar, Orange, Ylang Ylang
(If you’re so inclined, please keep in mind that we can customize our fuckin’ labels just for you, to give as gifts, or as favors for an event you’re planning. Just Contact Us and fuckin’ get in touch, it’ll be our fuckin' pleasure to work with you. Here’s the link to our Email List, if you’d like to receive an occasional newsletter or information about new products and specials.)
All of our Body & Room Mists, including our Uncensored Line, are hand-crafted, giving you the personal touch that’s missing from the world of mass production. Happily for us, they’re in high demand and sell very quickly, so we keep an inventory on hand in order to fulfill your orders within 1 – 5 days. Sometimes, however, the demand outweighs our supply, and it could take us up to two weeks to hand craft, package and ship the items to you. In such instances, we will contact you to inform you of the delay. We appreciate your understanding and support. Thank you for shopping at Nature's Soothing EssentialsTM.
Please
note:
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For External Use Only – Shake Well
Before Each Use. Our mists are
all-natural aromatic blends of essential oils and ingredients. As we use no chemical emulsifiers, the oils
will naturally separate and rise to float atop the other liquid ingredients in
between uses; therefore, the bottle must be shaken well before each use.
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Our all natural aromatic mists are
designed and intended for use as fragrances only; they are neither designed nor
intended or claimed to be therapies, repellents or disinfectants.
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All elements and habitants of our planet perform at their best with good old, tender-loving care,
and this includes our mists. Please
store them in a cool, dry area away from heat and direct sunlight. Make sure the diffusers are screwed
tightly to the bottle and capped between uses.
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Please do a skin test before using
abundantly. Do not apply to broken or
irritated skin. Avoid contact with eyes.
Discontinue use if sensitivity or
adverse reaction occurs; seek medical attention accordingly. Before use with children, pregnant or nursing
women, or if taking any medications, consult with your doctor. Nature’s Soothing EssentialsTM is not
responsible for any injury incurred by the use or misuse of any product.
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Keep out of children’s reach.