ALL-NATURAL HANDMADE AROMAS & GIFTS INSPIRED BY NATURE–GIFT YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE–YOU ARE WORTHY!

FUCK OFF! An Aromatic Body & Room Mist – Only Tested On Humans – "People Really Like This Shit And Nasty Little Buzzer Fuckers Really Hate It!

$12.98

“FUCK OFF!”. . . Discover the wicked treasure of this Body and Room Mist, a wealthy fusion of herbal essences.  Be touched by the jewels of Nature’s bounty, with the rich scents of mint, spice and flower.  This extremely popular aroma is lovingly made by hand, with the finest of Nature’s essential oils* and ingredients; it’s only tested on humans and neither designed nor intended or claimed to be a repellent or therapy.  People really like this shit!  You can spray “FUCK OFF!” on yourself and around your rooms, you can even use it in a tea light diffuser; our customers have discovered that those nasty little buzzer fuckers really hate it!  *Cinnamon, Eucalyptus, Lavender, Lemongrass, Peppermint, Neem Oil

 

We hope you love “FUCK OFF!” as much as we fuckin’ love making it for you.  Wherever you are, bring “FUCK OFF!”  Share “FUCK OFF!” with your friends.  It’s really great shit!


(Pssssssssst . . . Please keep in mind that we can customize our fuckin’ labels just for you, to give as gifts, or as favors for an event you’re planning.  Just Contact Us and fuckin’ get in touch, it’ll be a real fuckin' pleasure to work with you.  Here’s the link to our Email List, if you’d like to receive an occasional newsletter or information about new products and specials.)


All of our Body & Room Mists, including our Uncensored Line, are hand-crafted, giving you the personal touch that’s missing from the world of mass production.  Happily for us, they’re in high demand and sell very quickly, so we keep an inventory on hand in order to  fulfill your orders within 1 – 5 days.  Sometimes, however, the demand outweighs our supply, and it could take us up to two weeks to hand craft, package and ship the items to you.  In such instances, we will contact you to inform you of the delay.  We appreciate your understanding and support.  Thank you for shopping at Nature's Soothing EssentialsTM.


 Please note:

·         For External Use Only – Shake Well Before Each Use.  Our mists are all-natural aromatic blends of essential oils and ingredients.  As we use no chemical emulsifiers, the oils will naturally separate and rise to float atop the other liquid ingredients in between uses; therefore, the bottle must be shaken well before each use

·         Our all natural aromatic mists are designed and intended for use as fragrances only; they are neither designed nor intended or claimed to be therapies, repellents or disinfectants.

·         All elements and habitants of our planet perform at their best with good old, tender-loving care, and this includes our mists.  Please store them in a cool, dry area away from heat and direct sunlight.  Make sure the diffusers are screwed tightly to the bottle and capped between uses.

·         Please do a skin test before using abundantly.  Do not apply to broken or irritated skin.  Avoid contact with eyes.  Discontinue use if sensitivity or adverse reaction occurs; seek medical attention accordingly.  Before use with children, pregnant or nursing women, or if taking any medications, consult with your doctor.  Nature’s Soothing EssentialsTM is not responsible for any injury incurred by the use or misuse of any product.

·         Keep out of children’s reach